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'''Child NinetyNine''' Inc. is the most profitable corporation [[onSlab]] by several orders of magnitude. Exactly how profitable it is is impossible to ascertain because it has been legally phase-shifted by 180˚ and is therefore not liable for [[ExTax]] or any other goddamn taxes for that matter. | '''Child NinetyNine''' Inc. (C99) is the most profitable corporation [[onSlab]] by several orders of magnitude. Exactly how profitable it is is impossible to ascertain because it has been legally phase-shifted by 180˚ and is therefore not liable for [[ExTax]] or any other goddamn taxes for that matter. | ||
It is a wholly owned subsidiary of [[Child Nine]] Inc. and as such, according to its ''articles of association''<ref>which, due to being phase-shifted, are not physically verifiable</ref>, is liable for the operating expenses of that corporation and '''not one penny more'''. | It owns or controls many of the most successful '''N'''eural '''I'''nterface '''M'''assively '''M'''ulti-player '''T'''otal '''I'''mmersion '''R'''ole '''P'''laying '''G'''ames onSlab, it is a major residential property owner in [[Seacombe]], has substantial interests in [[AllWeather]], was the sole developer of [[The Valley]] and remains the superior landlord of all valley property. However, as the sub-lease of the [[Big Yin]] did not specifically demesne the air-rights to the Slabsection, the inhabitants of [[The Spin]] have consistently refused to pay all rent demands from this anti-corps<ref>It should be noted that if this dispute is ever settled in favour of C99, the arrears will amount to more than the entire net worth of the Spin's inhabitants and everyone of those freeloaders will be bankrupt.</ref> | ||
It is a wholly-owned subsidiary of [[Child Nine]] Inc. and as such, according to its ''articles of association''<ref>which, due to being phase-shifted, are not physically verifiable</ref>, is liable for the operating expenses of that corporation and '''not one penny more'''. | |||
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Revision as of 18:51, 21 October 2014
Child NinetyNine Inc. (C99) is the most profitable corporation onSlab by several orders of magnitude. Exactly how profitable it is is impossible to ascertain because it has been legally phase-shifted by 180˚ and is therefore not liable for ExTax or any other goddamn taxes for that matter.
It owns or controls many of the most successful Neural Interface Massively Multi-player Total Immersion Role Playing Games onSlab, it is a major residential property owner in Seacombe, has substantial interests in AllWeather, was the sole developer of The Valley and remains the superior landlord of all valley property. However, as the sub-lease of the Big Yin did not specifically demesne the air-rights to the Slabsection, the inhabitants of The Spin have consistently refused to pay all rent demands from this anti-corps[1]
It is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Child Nine Inc. and as such, according to its articles of association[2], is liable for the operating expenses of that corporation and not one penny more.