Child NinetyNine

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Child NinetyNine Inc. is the most profitable corporation onSlab by several orders of magnitude. Exactly how profitable it is is impossible to ascertain because it has been legally phase-shifted by 180˚ and is therefore not liable for ExTax or any other goddamn taxes for that matter.

It is a wholly owned subsidiary of Child Nine Inc. and as such, according to its articles of association[1], is liable for the operating expenses of that corporation and not one penny more.

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  1. which, due to being phase-shifted, are not physically verifiable