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Louie Drago '''(LCD)''' is a fully interactive, persona-based [[holo]]. Despite the primitive superficiality of his personality download<ref>these limitations may not be with the software</ref> he has been granted full SlabCitizen rights<ref>oh boy, are we ever going to regret this!</ref>.
Louie Drago '''(LCD)''' is a fully interactive, persona-based [[holo]]. Despite the primitive superficiality of his personality download<ref>these limitations may not be with the software</ref> he has been granted full SlabCitizen rights<ref>oh boy, are we ever going to regret this!</ref>.


As a sentient entity he has therefore asserted full copyright ownership over his personal history and is currently taking bids for the serialisation rights<ref>LCD has stated that any attempt to spread false and malicious rumours about him will result in him re-instating an old Earth practise of suing people until they bleed</ref><ref>and if anyone can, he can</ref>. This means that all non-public domain Slabscapedia entries about him are embargoed until further notice<ref>While Louie Drago was physically alive, he was in the habit of describing himself as a 'business gurulla'. He thought that was funny. But now he's a holographic interactive personality, he's just a [[PITA]].</ref> .  
As a sentient entity he has asserted full copyright ownership over his personal history and is currently taking bids for the serialisation rights<ref>LCD has stated that any attempt to spread false and malicious rumours about him will result in him re-instating an old Earth practise of suing people until they bleed</ref><ref>and if anyone can, he can</ref>. This means that all non-public domain Slabscapedia entries about him are embargoed until further notice<ref>While Louie Drago was physically alive, he was in the habit of describing himself as a 'business gurulla'. He thought that was funny. But now he's a holographic interactive personality, he's just a [[PITA]].</ref> .  


==Public Domain==
==Public Domain==


* Born; September 6th 1996 - Earth
* Born; September 6th 1996 - [[Earth]]
* Died; not possible to define<ref>unfortunately</ref>
* Died; not possible to define<ref>unfortunately</ref>
* Entered cryonic suspension September 6th 2079 - Earth
* Entered cryonic suspension September 6th 2079 - Earth
* Reborn; 1039.96:4:22:15[[PD]] (as [[Dielle]])
* Reborn; 1039.96:4:22:15[[PD]] - [[Slab]] ''(see [[Dielle]])''


==History==
==History==
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"the drycleaners had it coming"
"the drycleaners had it coming"


"the more you can afford something, the greater the number of people who fall over themselves to let you have it for nothing"
"the more you can afford something, the greater the number of people who will fall over themselves to let you have it for nothing"


"Risk assessment can be risky, but avoiding risk is riskier"
"Risk assessment can be risky, but avoiding risk is riskier"

Revision as of 06:42, 18 January 2011

Louie Drago (LCD) is a fully interactive, persona-based holo. Despite the primitive superficiality of his personality download[1] he has been granted full SlabCitizen rights[2].

As a sentient entity he has asserted full copyright ownership over his personal history and is currently taking bids for the serialisation rights[3][4]. This means that all non-public domain Slabscapedia entries about him are embargoed until further notice[5] .

Public Domain

  • Born; September 6th 1996 - Earth
  • Died; not possible to define[6]
  • Entered cryonic suspension September 6th 2079 - Earth
  • Reborn; 1039.96:4:22:15PD - Slab (see Dielle)

History

Family

© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved.

Early career

© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved.

IRAK years

© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved. (see IRAK)

Retirement

© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved.

Cryonic suspension

© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved.

SlabSide resurrection

© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved. (see Slabscape : Reset)

Sundry

Louie can probably claim to have the longest copyright ownership over his own self-generated content than any other living entity known to humanity.

Selected Quotations

"everything I do and everything I say is copyright me - OK? you use it, you pay - no exceptions - even this"[7]

"the drycleaners had it coming"

"the more you can afford something, the greater the number of people who will fall over themselves to let you have it for nothing"

"Risk assessment can be risky, but avoiding risk is riskier"

Footnotes and references

  1. these limitations may not be with the software
  2. oh boy, are we ever going to regret this!
  3. LCD has stated that any attempt to spread false and malicious rumours about him will result in him re-instating an old Earth practise of suing people until they bleed
  4. and if anyone can, he can
  5. While Louie Drago was physically alive, he was in the habit of describing himself as a 'business gurulla'. He thought that was funny. But now he's a holographic interactive personality, he's just a PITA.
  6. unfortunately
  7. you have been debited .0001 ¢ for this view