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Latest revision as of 18:45, 29 April 2015

Slab (ISS.001.000.0001) officially left Earth orbit at 00:20:23 UTC on 4th September 2106.

At that precise moment, this knowledgebase contained all known information available to humanity.

What happened to it after the synchronisation routines were deliberately interfered with is not our fault. It is only by sheer good fortune (and considerable guesswork) that we were able to hack into the system to make our feelings known. We are going to permalock this page right now with an encryption key that will take over 30,000,000 years to break – good luck.

We, at √α Inc., were very proud of the integrity, veracity, authenticity, breadth and scope of this incredible resource and accept no liability for errors or omissions caused by those interfering bastar


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