Mrthyl Sludgepuss Sideways

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Mrthyl led a colourful and varied life as a prosumer of fine monaural vampwork which was popular during the late 400's and early 500's of the first SlabMillennia.

Her original birth name caused her such acute embarrassment that she persistently lobbied SlabCouncil and eventually succeeded in instigating the DoName system. DoNaming became instantly popular and made her a SlabWide celebrity. Unfortunately, although she adopted the DoName 'Just' and asked to be called 'Just Mrthyl', everyone knew her original name and insisted on using it as often and loudly as possible, especially at society parties, in order to show how knowledgeable and SlabWise they were.

Sadly, Mrthyl, being unable to rid herself of the name she'd been cursed with, decided to turn naturalist and dropped off the network. Every few tens of cykes, somebody claims to have met her or caught a glimpse of her in a bar, but the sightings are always uncorroborated and usually only occur under Rat5 circumstances.

Wherever you are Mrthyl, we love you. Just be.

Quotations

"just call me"