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Joint Earth Council Space Vehicle Galactic Conveyor ISS.001.000.0001 a.k.a. '''Slab'''.
Joint Earth Council Space Vehicle Galactic Conveyor ISS.001.000.0001 a.k.a. '''Slab'''.


Departed Earth orbit 00:20:23 UTC on 4th September 2106 (Earth time) which is datum zero for all SlabTime calculations and references.
Departed Earth orbit 00:20:23 UTC on 4th September 2106 (Earth time) which is datum zero for all [[SlabTime]] calculations and references.


Slab is an autonomous independent state and declared official separation from Earth on SlabCycle 95.03
Slab is an autonomous independent state and declared official separation from Earth on SlabCycle 95.03.


Current External Dimensions(Km);
Current External Dimensions(m);
Length; 1024.0000000000
Length; 1,024,000.0000000
Width; 455.1111111111
Width; 455,111.1111111
Thickness; 113.7777777777
Thickness; 113,777.7777777


By order of [[SlabCouncil]] these dimensions are now fixed and Slab has officially entered its post-expansionist phase. These dimensions have been collectively recognised as aesthetically appropriate while at the same time, for obvious reasons, signal an internal intelligence to any alien probe of significant resolution to form a threat.
By order of [[SlabCouncil]] these dimensions are now fixed and Slab has officially entered its post-expansionist phase. These dimensions have been collectively recognised as aesthetically appropriate while at the same time<ref>for obvious reasons</ref>, signal an internal intelligence to any alien probe of significant resolution to form a threat.


Destination; '[[Home]]'
Destination; '[[Home]]'


ETA; 66,435.69 [[cycle]]s or never (see current debate [[# 1014.987]])
ETA; 66,435.69 [[cycle]]s or never<ref>see current debate [[# 1014.987]]</ref>.


Government; benevolent dictatorship ([[NAH]]) with moderating council of [[Interns]]
Government; AI-based benevolent dictatorship ([[NAH]] assisted) with moderating council of [[Interns]].


Constitution; almost finalised, really, it's going to be sorted by the end of next cycle for sure, maybe even before that.
Constitution; almost finalised, really, it's going to be sorted by the end of next cycle for sure, maybe even before that.


Gross domestic product; meaningless
Main Export; heat<ref>but we are working on this</ref>.


Main Export; heat, but we are working on that
Main Import; mass (see [[Gravity Drive]]).


Main Import; mass (see [[Gravity Drive]])
Current security status; 4 - critical (see [[War]]).


Current security status; 4 - critical (see [[War]])
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Revision as of 13:21, 19 January 2011

Joint Earth Council Space Vehicle Galactic Conveyor ISS.001.000.0001 a.k.a. Slab.

Departed Earth orbit 00:20:23 UTC on 4th September 2106 (Earth time) which is datum zero for all SlabTime calculations and references.

Slab is an autonomous independent state and declared official separation from Earth on SlabCycle 95.03.

Current External Dimensions(m); Length; 1,024,000.0000000 Width; 455,111.1111111 Thickness; 113,777.7777777

By order of SlabCouncil these dimensions are now fixed and Slab has officially entered its post-expansionist phase. These dimensions have been collectively recognised as aesthetically appropriate while at the same time[1], signal an internal intelligence to any alien probe of significant resolution to form a threat.

Destination; 'Home'

ETA; 66,435.69 cycles or never[2].

Government; AI-based benevolent dictatorship (NAH assisted) with moderating council of Interns.

Constitution; almost finalised, really, it's going to be sorted by the end of next cycle for sure, maybe even before that.

Main Export; heat[3].

Main Import; mass (see Gravity Drive).

Current security status; 4 - critical (see War).

Footnotes and references

  1. for obvious reasons
  2. see current debate # 1014.987
  3. but we are working on this