Slab

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Joint Earth Council Space Vehicle Galactic Conveyor ISS.001.000.0001 a.k.a. Slab.

Departed Earth orbit 00:20:23 UTC on 4th September 2106 (Earth time) which is datum zero for all SlabTime calculations and references.

Slab is an autonomous independent state and declared official separation from Earth on SlabCycle 95.03.

Current External Dimensions(m)

  • Length; 1,024,000.0000000
  • Width; 455,111.1111111
  • Thickness; 113,777.7777777

By order of SlabCouncil these dimensions are now fixed and Slab has officially entered its post-expansionist phase[1]. These dimensions have been collectively recognised as aesthetically appropriate while at the same time[2], signal an internal intelligence to any alien probe of significant resolution to form a threat.

Destination

'Home'

ETA; 66,435.69 cycles or never[3].

Government

AI-based benevolent dictatorship (NAH assisted) with moderating council of Interns.

Constitution

Almost finalised, really, it's going to be sorted by the end of next cycle for sure, maybe even before that.

Main Export

Heat[4].

Main Import

Mass (see Gravity Drive).

Security status

4 : critical (see War).

Footnotes and references

  1. aka coming out of beta
  2. for obvious reasons
  3. see current debate # 1014.987
  4. but we are working on this