Almost nothing in this knowledge base is true... yet.
Slabscape is a work of fiction - file under; Science-Fiction, Humour, Alternative Futures and Crazy Shit.
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Everything else should be covered by the Life disclaimer.
Any use of existing brand names is either parody or satire - if any of the companies referred to object to the inclusion of their names, please contact us in the first instance and the offending names will be swapped with an imaginary name or an alternative company brand who don't mind having a laugh. In any case, it is not our intention to offend or in any way harm any person or company and we respect the rights of all to protect their intellectual property.
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--Sisadmin.001.735.3160 04:46, 25 May 2006 (UTC)