SlabWide Integrated System
SlabWide Integrated System (aka Sis, Big Sister, She who watches over us, The Bitch)
However, as the first human-created non-human sentient being we all recognise that Sis has feelings and seeing how Slabscapedia is part of the SlabWide Integrated System data matrix, we are not inclined to reveal personal details about her through this, or any other, medium.
If you want to find out more about Sis, have a conversation with her. She'll like that.
Footnotes and references
- Apparently Big Brother used to have an entirely different nuance
- 500 things you never knew about Sis
- 500 more things you never knew about Sis
- another 500 things you never knew about Sis
- 500 things you never knew or realised you cared about Sis
- 500 things no-one gives a flying fuck about Sis