Ego Massage Parlour - Revision history

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 10:30, 16 January 2011

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	* those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.		* those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.

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Celebrated Therapists

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	==Celebrated Therapists==		==Celebrated Therapists==

	We applaud and respect [[Faith-Sincere Van Darwin]]'s strength in leading the way and showing Slab what is needed. She is beautiful both inside and out and we trust that ~~in the cycles~~ to ~~come, there will be many more of~~ us ~~brave enough to stand up and be counted~~. Faith's services are in such high demand that she is booked solid for the next 5 ~~cycles~~ although she might find a space for ~~you~~ ''~~if you are~~ really special'' - which means, of course, that merely getting to see her already boosts your ego and she can just send you a bill.		We applaud and respect [[Faith-Sincere Van Darwin]]'s strength in leading the way and showing Slab what is needed. She is beautiful both inside and out and we trust that she will serve as an inspiration to us all. Faith's services are in such high demand that she is booked solid for the next 5 cykes although she might find a space for ''a really special client'' - which means, of course, that merely getting to see her already boosts your ego and she can just send you a bill.

	==BoCoLoCo Denial==		==BoCoLoCo Denial==

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Celebrated Therapists

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	==Celebrated Therapists==		==Celebrated Therapists==

	We applaud and respect [[Faith-Sincere Van Darwin]]'s strength in leading the way and showing Slab what is needed. She is beautiful both inside and out and we trust that in the cycles to come, there will be many more of us brave enough to stand up and be counted.		We applaud and respect [[Faith-Sincere Van Darwin]]'s strength in leading the way and showing Slab what is needed. She is beautiful both inside and out and we trust that in the cycles to come, there will be many more of us brave enough to stand up and be counted. Faith's services are in such high demand that she is booked solid for the next 5 cycles although she might find a space for you ''if you are really special'' - which means, of course, that merely getting to see her already boosts your ego and she can just send you a bill.

	==BoCoLoCo Denial==		==BoCoLoCo Denial==

Sisadmin.001.735.3160: /* BoCoLoCo Denial */

2010-04-23T07:22:02Z

BoCoLoCo Denial

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	==BoCoLoCo Denial==		==BoCoLoCo Denial==

	BoCoLoCo is a chain of [[Body Conditioning]] salons, common throughout [[Seacombe]] and [[The Strip]] who offer praise and encouragement to their clients in order to generate what they refer to as a ''positive bio-feedback loop'' which they state enhances and sustains their body toning and therapeutic treatments. They deny that this technique crosses the line into ego massage and therefore claim that the company supplies a health service which is zero-rated for [[ExTax]].		BoCoLoCo is a chain of [[Body Conditioning]] salons, common throughout [[Seacombe]] and [[The Strip]] who offer praise and encouragement to their clients in order to generate what they refer to as a ''positive bio-feedback loop'' which they state ''enhances and sustains'' their body toning and therapeutic treatments. They deny that this technique crosses the line into ego massage and therefore claim that the company supplies a health service which is zero-rated for [[ExTax]].

	There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion;		There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion;

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 07:20, 23 April 2010

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	'''E'''go '''M'''assage '''P'''arlours are where people go when they need an emotional boost.		'''E'''go '''M'''assage '''P'''arlours are where people go when they need an emotional boost.

	There's nothing wrong with EMPs. They serve a very important purpose onSlab and should be encouraged. There definitely should be no stigma attached to anyone who visits an EMP. It's perfectly natural for anyone to feel a bit deflated or down from time to time, or maybe lose perspective about how truly great they are or maybe even, Dice forbid, suffer heartbreak or failure of some kind and need to re-build the strength and self-belief required to cope with the slings and arrows of our daily lives.		There's nothing wrong with EMPs. They serve a very important purpose onSlab and should be encouraged. There definitely should be no stigma attached to anyone who visits an EMP. It's perfectly natural for anyone to feel a bit deflated or down from time to time, or maybe lose perspective about how truly great they are or maybe even, [[Dice]] forbid, suffer heartbreak or failure of some kind and need to re-build the strength and self-belief required to cope with the slings and arrows of our daily lives.

	Anyone who laughs at those brave, open people who turn to their ego massage therapists for help and encouragement really should look deep within themselves and examine their hearts. Are they never frightened or worried about the future? Do they not feel guilt or despair? Are they so totally devoid of human empathy that they do not suffer existential pain? I think not. And that's why we need high quality, ethically managed and regulated EMPs. The ego therapists perform a desperately needed service and it is a shame and a crime that they are vilified and often forced to conceal their activities.		Anyone who laughs at those brave, open people who turn to their ego massage therapists for help and encouragement really should look deep within themselves and examine their hearts. Are they never frightened or worried about the future? Do they not feel guilt or despair? Are they so totally devoid of human empathy that they do not suffer existential pain? I think not. And that's why we need high quality, ethically managed and regulated EMPs. The ego therapists perform a desperately needed service and it is a shame and a crime that they are vilified and often forced to conceal their activities.

Sisadmin.001.735.3160: /* BoCoLoCo Denial */

2010-04-05T15:21:16Z

BoCoLoCo Denial

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	==BoCoLoCo Denial==		==BoCoLoCo Denial==

	BoCoLoCo is a chain of [[Body Conditioning]] salons, common throughout [[Seacombe]] and [[The Strip]] who offer praise and encouragement to their clients in order to generate what they refer to as a ''positive bio-feedback loop'' which they ~~claim~~ enhances and sustains ~~the results of~~ their body toning and therapeutic treatments. They deny that this technique crosses the line into ego massage and therefore claim that the company supplies a health service which is zero-rated for [[ExTax]].		BoCoLoCo is a chain of [[Body Conditioning]] salons, common throughout [[Seacombe]] and [[The Strip]] who offer praise and encouragement to their clients in order to generate what they refer to as a ''positive bio-feedback loop'' which they state enhances and sustains their body toning and therapeutic treatments. They deny that this technique crosses the line into ego massage and therefore claim that the company supplies a health service which is zero-rated for [[ExTax]].

	There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion;		There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion;

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 14:45, 5 April 2010

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	BoCoLoCo is a chain of [[Body Conditioning]] salons, common throughout [[Seacombe]] and [[The Strip]] who offer praise and encouragement to their clients in order to generate what they refer to as a ''positive bio-feedback loop'' which they claim enhances and sustains the results of their body toning and therapeutic treatments. They deny that this technique crosses the line into ego massage and therefore claim that the company supplies a health service which is zero-rated for [[ExTax]].		BoCoLoCo is a chain of [[Body Conditioning]] salons, common throughout [[Seacombe]] and [[The Strip]] who offer praise and encouragement to their clients in order to generate what they refer to as a ''positive bio-feedback loop'' which they claim enhances and sustains the results of their body toning and therapeutic treatments. They deny that this technique crosses the line into ego massage and therefore claim that the company supplies a health service which is zero-rated for [[ExTax]].

	There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion; the natural exercise nuts who voluntarily flog their aching frames around the Slabscape, the regular clients of official ego massage parlours<ref>although these people usually protest through anonymous channels</ref> who are just the type of people who resent anyone else avoiding tax that they themselves have to pay~~, and~~ those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.		There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion;
			* the natural exercise nuts who voluntarily flog their aching frames around the Slabscape
			* the regular clients of official ego massage parlours<ref>although these people usually protest through anonymous channels</ref> who are just the type of people who resent anyone else avoiding tax that they themselves have to pay
			* those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.

	==Notes==		==Notes==
	<references/>		<references/>

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 14:18, 5 April 2010

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	There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion; the natural exercise nuts who voluntarily flog their aching frames around the Slabscape, the regular clients of official ego massage parlours<ref>although these people usually protest through anonymous channels</ref> who are just the type of people who resent anyone else avoiding tax that they themselves have to pay, and those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.		There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion; the natural exercise nuts who voluntarily flog their aching frames around the Slabscape, the regular clients of official ego massage parlours<ref>although these people usually protest through anonymous channels</ref> who are just the type of people who resent anyone else avoiding tax that they themselves have to pay, and those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.

			==Notes==
	<references/>		<references/>

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 14:12, 5 April 2010

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	~~==BoCoLoco Denial==~~		{{POV}}
			'''E'''go '''M'''assage '''P'''arlours are where people go when they need an emotional boost.

	~~BoCoLoco is~~ a ~~chain of [[Body Conditioning]] salons, common throughout [[Seacombe]]~~ and ~~[[The Strip]]~~ who ~~offer praise and encouragement~~ to ~~their clients in order~~ to ~~generate what~~ they ~~refer~~ to ~~as a ''positive bio~~-~~feedback loop'' which they claim enhances and sustains~~ the ~~results of their body toning~~ and ~~therapeutic treatments. They deny that this technique crosses~~ the ~~line into ego massage~~ and ~~therefore claim that the company's services qualify for the [[ExTax]] health exemption~~.		There's nothing wrong with EMPs. They serve a very important purpose onSlab and should be encouraged. There definitely should be no stigma attached to anyone who visits an EMP. It's perfectly natural for anyone to feel a bit deflated or down from time to time, or maybe lose perspective about how truly great they are or maybe even, Dice forbid, suffer heartbreak or failure of some kind and need to re-build the strength and self-belief required to cope with the slings and arrows of our daily lives.

	There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this ~~view~~; the natural exercise nuts who voluntarily flog their aching frames around the Slabscape, the regular clients of official ego massage parlours<ref>although these people usually protest through anonymous channels</ref> who are just the type of people who resent anyone else avoiding tax that they themselves have to pay, and those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.		Anyone who laughs at those brave, open people who turn to their ego massage therapists for help and encouragement really should look deep within themselves and examine their hearts. Are they never frightened or worried about the future? Do they not feel guilt or despair? Are they so totally devoid of human empathy that they do not suffer existential pain? I think not. And that's why we need high quality, ethically managed and regulated EMPs. The ego therapists perform a desperately needed service and it is a shame and a crime that they are vilified and often forced to conceal their activities.

			==Celebrated Therapists==

			We applaud and respect [[Faith-Sincere Van Darwin]]'s strength in leading the way and showing Slab what is needed. She is beautiful both inside and out and we trust that in the cycles to come, there will be many more of us brave enough to stand up and be counted.

			==BoCoLoCo Denial==

			BoCoLoCo is a chain of [[Body Conditioning]] salons, common throughout [[Seacombe]] and [[The Strip]] who offer praise and encouragement to their clients in order to generate what they refer to as a ''positive bio-feedback loop'' which they claim enhances and sustains the results of their body toning and therapeutic treatments. They deny that this technique crosses the line into ego massage and therefore claim that the company supplies a health service which is zero-rated for [[ExTax]].

			There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this opinion; the natural exercise nuts who voluntarily flog their aching frames around the Slabscape, the regular clients of official ego massage parlours<ref>although these people usually protest through anonymous channels</ref> who are just the type of people who resent anyone else avoiding tax that they themselves have to pay, and those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.

	<references/>		<references/>

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 13:24, 5 April 2010

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	There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this view; the natural exercise nuts who voluntarily flog their aching frames around the Slabscape, the regular clients of official ego massage parlours<ref>although these people usually protest through anonymous channels</ref> who are just the type of people who resent anyone else avoiding tax that they themselves have to pay, and those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.		There are three bodies of people who strongly oppose this view; the natural exercise nuts who voluntarily flog their aching frames around the Slabscape, the regular clients of official ego massage parlours<ref>although these people usually protest through anonymous channels</ref> who are just the type of people who resent anyone else avoiding tax that they themselves have to pay, and those people who are [[wired]] and have no real interest in bodily matters, but just don't want to have to pay any more tax than they already do.

			<references/>