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Sisadmin.001.996.1010: /* The Disclaimer */

2014-05-06T12:59:51Z

The Disclaimer

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	* If I find anhydrous packets for keeping things dry, or small promotional gifts inside food packaging, I know not to eat them.		* If I find anhydrous packets for keeping things dry, or small promotional gifts inside food packaging, I know not to eat them.

	* 'Feelings' is a terrible song but I have no right to complain about it being performed by appalling husband and wife duo cabaret acts - I can always leave.		* 'Feelings' is a monumentally terrible song but I have no right to complain about it being performed by appalling husband and wife duo cabaret acts - I can always leave.

	* Entertainment is usually fictional and I don't have to believe it or carry out the things I see or experience while being entertained. Specifically, I probably do not have superpowers and will damage myself if I behave as if I do.		* Entertainment is usually fictional and I don't have to believe it or carry out the things I see or experience while being entertained. Specifically, I probably do not have superpowers and will damage myself if I behave as if I do.
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	* Doing dangerous things with or without protective clothing, safety-nets or qualified supervisors is still dangerous and liable to cause me harm - or even harm to others for which I might be liable if they were not aware they were in a potentially dangerous situation or zone.		* Doing dangerous things with or without protective clothing, safety-nets or qualified supervisors is still dangerous and liable to cause me harm - or even harm to others for which I might be liable if they were not aware they were in a potentially dangerous situation or zone.

	* British Telecom is the worst customer relations company in the known universe and it is their fault		* British Telecom is the worst customer relations company in the known universe and it is their fault.<ref>This is not so much a disclaimer as a warning (and a moan).</ref>

			* Sharp rotating blades will damage me if I interrupt their motion with any part of my body. I do not need to be warned in six different ways to wait until they stop rotating before carrying out blade maintenance because I am not dumb-ass stupid.

	* Alcohol, drugs and other intoxicants are intoxicants and will get me intoxicated if I use them to excess. It's up to me to know when this happens and if I don't because I'm too intoxicated, that's my fault. Intoxicants are also toxic, the clue is in the name - overindulgence could kill me.		* Alcohol, drugs and other intoxicants are intoxicants and will get me intoxicated if I use them to excess. It's up to me to know when this happens and if I don't because I'm too intoxicated, that's my fault. Intoxicants are also toxic, the clue is in the name - overindulgence could kill me.

	* Loud noises damage hearing - if I turn up my music too loud and listen to it at high volumes for prolonged periods I could go deaf - that's my choice.		* Loud noises damage hearing - if I turn up my music too loud and listen to it at high volumes for prolonged periods I could go deaf - that's my choice, these are my ears and if I want to bang my head against solid matter while listening that is also my choice and I do not care that you think it is a moronic thing to do.<ref>Which is it.</ref>

	* Reading humorous books during or immediately after surgery may lead to convulsive laughter<ref>Everything seems funnier under an anaesthetic - nitrous oxide exponentially so</ref> and bring on complications including rupture, loss of urinary control, death or worse. The author of the work is not responsible, I am<ref>this means you, Kevin</ref>.		* Reading humorous books during or immediately after surgery may lead to convulsive laughter<ref>Everything seems funnier under an anaesthetic - nitrous oxide exponentially so</ref> and bring on complications including rupture, loss of urinary control, death or worse. The author of the work is not responsible, I am<ref>this means you, Kevin</ref>.

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	==Additions==		==Additions==
	Please send all disclaimer additions to; mailto:disclaimer@slabscape.com<ref>note; Slabscapedia reserves the right to modify, ignore or deride any submissions and does not guarantee inclusion into this [[Life disclaimer]] page or even getting your name credit right. That is another disclaimer and falls under the [[Life disclaimer]] terms</ref>.		Please send all disclaimer additions to; mailto:disclaimer@slabscape.com with the subject line "Add to LD"<ref>Otherwise Sis will assume you are sending spam and will fry your terminal</ref><ref>note; Slabscapedia reserves the right to modify, ignore or deride any submissions and does not guarantee inclusion into this [[Life disclaimer]] page or even getting your name credit right. That is another disclaimer and falls under the [[Life disclaimer]] terms</ref>.

	==Disclaimer==		==Disclaimer==

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 09:07, 13 September 2012

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	* Some things don't work, some things work at some times but not at others for no apparent reason - that's just the way it is.		* Some things don't work, some things work at some times but not at others for no apparent reason - that's just the way it is.

	* Hot coffee is hot - it will scald me if I spill it on myself, the same goes for hot tea, hot soup, hot chocolate and in fact any hot beverages that are usually served hot. I don't have to be told it's hot to know it's probably hot and I don't need any stupid signs telling me it's hot.		* Hot coffee is hot - it will scald me if I spill it on myself, the same goes for hot tea, hot soup, hot chocolate and in fact any hot beverages that are usually served hot. I don't have to be told it's hot to know it's probably hot and I don't need any stupid signs telling me it's hot<ref>But if you give me coffee that has been superheated to levels dangerously above drinking temperature that will cause 3rd degree burns if spilled, then your ass is going to get sued</ref>.

	* Running into solid walls, unauthorised transvex doors and windows will harm me and it's my fault if I do it. Likewise falling from heights, hitting myself with heavy implements, or getting in the way of fast moving solid objects.		* Running into solid walls, unauthorised transvex doors and windows will harm me and it's my fault if I do it. Likewise falling from heights, hitting myself with heavy implements, or getting in the way of fast moving solid objects.

Sisadmin.001.735.3160: /* The Disclaimer */

2012-02-26T07:54:37Z

The Disclaimer

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	* Loud noises damage hearing - if I turn up my music too loud and listen to it at high volumes for prolonged periods I could go deaf - that's my choice.		* Loud noises damage hearing - if I turn up my music too loud and listen to it at high volumes for prolonged periods I could go deaf - that's my choice.

	* Reading humorous books during or immediately after surgery may lead to convulsive laughter<ref>Everything seems funnier under an anaesthetic - nitrous oxide exponentially so</ref> and bring on complications including rupture, loss of urinary control, death or worse. The author of the work is not responsible~~. You are~~<ref>this means you, Kevin</ref>.		* Reading humorous books during or immediately after surgery may lead to convulsive laughter<ref>Everything seems funnier under an anaesthetic - nitrous oxide exponentially so</ref> and bring on complications including rupture, loss of urinary control, death or worse. The author of the work is not responsible, I am<ref>this means you, Kevin</ref>.

	* Insulting people, calling them [[wind farmer]]s or accusing them of doing anti-social things is likely to make them angry and result in personal injury - especially, but not exclusively, if the accusations are true.		* Insulting people, calling them [[wind farmer]]s or accusing them of doing anti-social things is likely to make them angry and result in personal injury - especially, but not exclusively, if the accusations are true.

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 03:21, 26 February 2012

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	* Loud noises damage hearing - if I turn up my music too loud and listen to it at high volumes for prolonged periods I could go deaf - that's my choice.		* Loud noises damage hearing - if I turn up my music too loud and listen to it at high volumes for prolonged periods I could go deaf - that's my choice.

			* Reading humorous books during or immediately after surgery may lead to convulsive laughter<ref>Everything seems funnier under an anaesthetic - nitrous oxide exponentially so</ref> and bring on complications including rupture, loss of urinary control, death or worse. The author of the work is not responsible. You are<ref>this means you, Kevin</ref>.

	* Insulting people, calling them [[wind farmer]]s or accusing them of doing anti-social things is likely to make them angry and result in personal injury - especially, but not exclusively, if the accusations are true.		* Insulting people, calling them [[wind farmer]]s or accusing them of doing anti-social things is likely to make them angry and result in personal injury - especially, but not exclusively, if the accusations are true.

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 09:59, 17 January 2011

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	==Terms==		==Terms==
	This waiver must be agreed to by anyone who wishes to live outside [[zone61]] and have full freedom to explore Slab. This disclaimer allows the SlabEconomy to be free of the distortion of inflated costs needed to cover contingent liabilities and keeping millions of [[lawyers]] in expensive apartments<ref>[http://www.constitution.org/lrev/rodell/woe_unto_you_lawyers.htm Woe]</ref>		This waiver must be agreed to by anyone who wishes to live outside [[zone61]] and have full freedom to explore Slab. This disclaimer allows the SlabEconomy to be free of the distortion of inflated costs needed to cover contingent liabilities and keeping millions of [[lawyers]] in expensive apartments<ref>[http://www.constitution.org/lrev/rodell/woe_unto_you_lawyers.htm Woe]</ref>.

	Signing or officially recording your voice agreement to this disclaimer means giving up your ability to sue others (including the universe) for your own [[Dice]]-ups. It covers everything that's in the disclaimer at the point of signing as well as anything that's added later. The added date of all new disclaimers are recorded and it is your responsibility to keep up to date with latest additions. [[Sis]] default will notify you of all additions so you have no excuse.		Signing or officially recording your voice agreement to this disclaimer means giving up your ability to sue others (including the universe) for your own [[Dice]]-ups. It covers everything that's in the disclaimer at the point of signing as well as anything that's added later. The added date of all new disclaimers are recorded and it is your responsibility to keep up to date with latest additions. [[Sis]] default will notify you of all additions so you have no excuse.

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 09:51, 17 January 2011

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	==Terms==		==Terms==
	This waiver must be agreed to by anyone who wishes to live outside [[zone61]] and have full freedom to explore Slab. This disclaimer allows the SlabEconomy to be free of the distortion of inflated costs needed to cover contingent liabilities and keeping millions of [[lawyers]] in expensive apartments<ref>[http://www.constitution.org/lrev/rodell/woe_unto_you_lawyers.htm]</ref>		This waiver must be agreed to by anyone who wishes to live outside [[zone61]] and have full freedom to explore Slab. This disclaimer allows the SlabEconomy to be free of the distortion of inflated costs needed to cover contingent liabilities and keeping millions of [[lawyers]] in expensive apartments<ref>[http://www.constitution.org/lrev/rodell/woe_unto_you_lawyers.htm Woe]</ref>

	Signing or officially recording your voice agreement to this disclaimer means giving up your ability to sue others (including the universe) for your own [[Dice]]-ups. It covers everything that's in the disclaimer at the point of signing as well as anything that's added later. The added date of all new disclaimers are recorded and it is your responsibility to keep up to date with latest additions. [[Sis]] default will notify you of all additions so you have no excuse.		Signing or officially recording your voice agreement to this disclaimer means giving up your ability to sue others (including the universe) for your own [[Dice]]-ups. It covers everything that's in the disclaimer at the point of signing as well as anything that's added later. The added date of all new disclaimers are recorded and it is your responsibility to keep up to date with latest additions. [[Sis]] default will notify you of all additions so you have no excuse.

Sisadmin.001.735.3160 at 09:50, 17 January 2011

2011-01-17T09:50:32Z

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	==Terms==		==Terms==
	This waiver must be agreed to by anyone who wishes to live outside [[zone61]] and have full freedom to explore Slab. This disclaimer allows the SlabEconomy to be free of the distortion of inflated costs needed to cover contingent liabilities and keeping millions of [[lawyers]] in expensive apartments [http://www.constitution.org/lrev/rodell/woe_unto_you_lawyers.htm]		This waiver must be agreed to by anyone who wishes to live outside [[zone61]] and have full freedom to explore Slab. This disclaimer allows the SlabEconomy to be free of the distortion of inflated costs needed to cover contingent liabilities and keeping millions of [[lawyers]] in expensive apartments<ref>[http://www.constitution.org/lrev/rodell/woe_unto_you_lawyers.htm]</ref>

	Signing or officially recording your voice agreement to this disclaimer means giving up your ability to sue others (including the universe) for your own ~~fuck~~-ups. It covers everything that's in the disclaimer at the point of signing as well as anything that's added later. The added date of all new disclaimers are recorded and it is your responsibility to keep up to date with latest additions. [[Sis]] default will notify you of all additions so you have no excuse.		Signing or officially recording your voice agreement to this disclaimer means giving up your ability to sue others (including the universe) for your own [[Dice]]-ups. It covers everything that's in the disclaimer at the point of signing as well as anything that's added later. The added date of all new disclaimers are recorded and it is your responsibility to keep up to date with latest additions. [[Sis]] default will notify you of all additions so you have no excuse.

	Ignorance of disclaimers added after you formally agreed to this disclaimer is also disclaimed.		Ignorance of disclaimers added after you formally agreed to this disclaimer is also disclaimed.
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	==Additions==		==Additions==
	Please send all disclaimer additions to; mailto:disclaimer@slabscape.com (note; Slabscapedia reserves the right to modify, ignore or deride any submissions and does not guarantee inclusion into this [[Life disclaimer]] page or even getting your name credit right. That is another disclaimer and falls under the [[Life disclaimer]] terms)		Please send all disclaimer additions to; mailto:disclaimer@slabscape.com<ref>note; Slabscapedia reserves the right to modify, ignore or deride any submissions and does not guarantee inclusion into this [[Life disclaimer]] page or even getting your name credit right. That is another disclaimer and falls under the [[Life disclaimer]] terms</ref>.

	==Disclaimer==		==Disclaimer==
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	==Current Version==		==Current Version==
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Sisadmin.001.735.3160: /* Additions */

2010-02-05T05:37:08Z

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	==Additions==		==Additions==
	Please send all disclaimer additions to; mailto:disclaimer@slabscape.com (note; Slabscapedia reserves the right to modify, ignore or ~~laugh at~~ any submissions and does not guarantee inclusion into this [[Life disclaimer]] page or even getting your name credit right. That is another disclaimer and falls under the [[Life disclaimer]] terms)		Please send all disclaimer additions to; mailto:disclaimer@slabscape.com (note; Slabscapedia reserves the right to modify, ignore or deride any submissions and does not guarantee inclusion into this [[Life disclaimer]] page or even getting your name credit right. That is another disclaimer and falls under the [[Life disclaimer]] terms)

	==Disclaimer==		==Disclaimer==

Sisadmin.001.735.3160: /* The Disclaimer */

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The Disclaimer

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	* Inhaling smoke of any kind is likely to harm me. Deliberately inhaling tobacco smoke may very well kill me and I don't need huge ugly signs on the packaging to warn me about this because I already know.		* Inhaling smoke of any kind is likely to harm me. Deliberately inhaling tobacco smoke may very well kill me and I don't need huge ugly signs on the packaging to warn me about this because I already know.

	* Becoming a parent has many obligations, restrictions and hardships attached to it. I am not entitled to whinge, moan, complain, or go on endlessly about ~~what~~ my offspring ~~either have or haven't done~~ to those who choose not to be parents. Equally, I have no right to shove images of babies under people's noses while insisting how cute, beautiful, or miraculous they are ~~adn~~ expect anything other than a grunt in response.		* Becoming a parent has many obligations, restrictions and hardships attached to it. I am not entitled to whinge, moan, complain, or go on endlessly about my offspring to those who choose not to be parents. Equally, I have no right to shove images of babies under people's noses while insisting how cute, beautiful, or miraculous they are and expect anything other than a grunt in response.

	* If I find anhydrous packets for keeping things dry, or small promotional gifts inside food packaging, I know not to eat them.		* If I find anhydrous packets for keeping things dry, or small promotional gifts inside food packaging, I know not to eat them.