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'''Realtors'''<ref>not to be confused with ''estate agent'', but then, how could you?</ref> are highly trained reality therapists who act as ''grounders'' or ''bottom liners''<ref>although this term is fraught with double meaning and often the butt of onSlab humour (sorry about that one)</ref> in order to return their client's perception to what is generally accepted as ''reality''.

==Debate==

There are many ongoing debates surrounding this concept, some of which can be summarised as;
* who decides what reality is?
* how can you tell if what you perceive as reality, isn't?
* who grounds the grounders?
* what's so great about reality anyway? (see next section)

==Reality Sucks==

Reality can be difficult to deal with.

This is true.

Many choose to avoid this truth and escape reality by various means ranging from self-delusion, [[summersion]], drugs, sex and gaming to [[religion]] and voluntary insanity''<sup><nowiki>[</nowiki><font color="blue">tautology?</font><nowiki>]</nowiki></sup>''. That's OK. Just remember that no matter how out of touch with reality you get, there will always be a trained specialist to help you back<ref>this section sponsored by [[Spade a Spade]] realtors</ref>.

==Reality Creep==

Reality is non-static and subject to a continuous process of change and revision. For example, there is no doubt that a sixteenth-century Earth-bound farmer's reality is different from that of of the average SlabCitizen, however, Realtors, in order to do their work, must embrace the concept of absolute reality and therefore have a tendency to ground their clients into a reality which is fixed. In order to counteract this inertia, a realtor's personal sense of reality is allowed to range within prescribed limits and if these are breached, they are re-grounded by realtors who are still ''real''. Unfortunately, this has led to a progressive reality creep and now no-one has a clue what reality is<ref>actually, it was always so, but as long as we all pretend it's not we'll be fine ... really</ref>.

==Reality Shifts==

Shifts in reality are usually prompted by traumatic discoveries (for example, see [[Consciousness energy]]). When this occurs, humanity must endure a crash re-education during which what was previously thought to be reality has to be discarded like a disproved rumour and a new reality adopted overnight. This can be a traumatic experience for many but is usually an irrecoverable catastrophe for realtors. Reality shifts, therefore, are inevitably followed by a period of endemic near-insanity until new realtors can be trained up and society can be freshly grounded in the new reality<ref>bearing in mind how often reality shifts onSlab, without [[Sis]] to ground us, we would be seriously diced</ref>.

==Notes==
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