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Minor Deity of the [[Relativists]].
Minor Deity of the [[Relativists]].


Fuck is supposed to sit on the right hand of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God God] with [Dice] on the left.
Fuck is supposed to sit on the right hand of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God God] with [[Dice]] on the left.


According to the doctrine of the [[Church of Relativity]], Fuck was sent out by God to create chaos in the Universe by playing with it. Dice, on the other hand, was not allowed by God to play with the Universe at all.
According to the doctrine of the [[Church of Relativity]], Fuck was sent out by God to create chaos in the Universe by playing with it. Dice, on the other hand, was not allowed by God to play with the Universe at all.
Hence, according to the relativists, if anything doesn't work as it should, it is because of having been played with by Fuck ''(it's been Fucked, it is Fucked, etc.)''
An interesting aspect of Fuck playing with the Universe ''(usually called "Fucking around")'' is that, as any child psychologist will tell you, play is a fundamental part of learning. This meant that over the millennia, Fuck became extremely knowledgeable about all the things that no-one else knew about. It was in this way that his name became synonymous with unknown facts ''(Fuck knows)''.
Not to be confused with the word [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck fuck], which is just a swear word.

Revision as of 11:17, 17 April 2007

Minor Deity of the Relativists.

Fuck is supposed to sit on the right hand of God with Dice on the left.

According to the doctrine of the Church of Relativity, Fuck was sent out by God to create chaos in the Universe by playing with it. Dice, on the other hand, was not allowed by God to play with the Universe at all.

Hence, according to the relativists, if anything doesn't work as it should, it is because of having been played with by Fuck (it's been Fucked, it is Fucked, etc.)

An interesting aspect of Fuck playing with the Universe (usually called "Fucking around") is that, as any child psychologist will tell you, play is a fundamental part of learning. This meant that over the millennia, Fuck became extremely knowledgeable about all the things that no-one else knew about. It was in this way that his name became synonymous with unknown facts (Fuck knows).


Not to be confused with the word fuck, which is just a swear word.