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Minor Deity of the [[Relativists]].
Minor Deity of the [[Relativists]].


Fuck is supposed to sit on the right hand of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God God] with [[Dice]] on the left.
Fuck is supposed to sit on the left hand of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God God] with [[Dice]] on the right.


According to the doctrine of the [[Church of Relativity]], Fuck ''(who lived in a large stately home)'' was sent out by God to create chaos in the Universe by playing with it. Dice, on the other hand, was not allowed by God to play with the Universe at all.
According to the doctrine of the [[Church of Relativity]], Fuck ''(who lived in a large stately home)'' was sent out by God to create chaos in the Universe by playing with it. Dice, on the other hand, was not allowed by God to play with the Universe at all.
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An interesting aspect of Fuck playing with the Universe ''(Fucking around)'' is that, as any child psychologist will tell you, play is a fundamental part of learning. This meant that over the millennia, Fuck became extremely knowledgeable about all the things that no-one else knew about. It was in this way that his name became synonymous with unknown facts ''(Fuck knows)''.
An interesting aspect of Fuck playing with the Universe ''(Fucking around)'' is that, as any child psychologist will tell you, play is a fundamental part of learning. This meant that over the millennia, Fuck became extremely knowledgeable about all the things that no-one else knew about. It was in this way that his name became synonymous with unknown facts ''(Fuck knows)''.


Not to be confused with the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck fuck], which is just a swear word.
Not to be confused with "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck fuck]", which is just a swear word.

Revision as of 02:10, 20 April 2007

Minor Deity of the Relativists.

Fuck is supposed to sit on the left hand of God with Dice on the right.

According to the doctrine of the Church of Relativity, Fuck (who lived in a large stately home) was sent out by God to create chaos in the Universe by playing with it. Dice, on the other hand, was not allowed by God to play with the Universe at all.

Hence, according to the relativists, if anything doesn't work as it should, it's because of having been played with by Fuck (it's been Fucked, it's Fucked, etc.). In addition, if someone wishes to abandon an idea or goal or simply 'give-up' something that has become tedious, too hard or simply not worth the effort, like this sentence, then it's usual to donate the task to Fuck (Fuck it).

An interesting aspect of Fuck playing with the Universe (Fucking around) is that, as any child psychologist will tell you, play is a fundamental part of learning. This meant that over the millennia, Fuck became extremely knowledgeable about all the things that no-one else knew about. It was in this way that his name became synonymous with unknown facts (Fuck knows).

Not to be confused with "fuck", which is just a swear word.