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A Hecker was a member of an Earth-based global social group who came to prominence during the early part of the 21st century and who could be identified only by their specific likes and preferences. Age, gender, ethnicity and psychotic tendencies were immaterial for Hecker affiliation, however, a taste for the gruesome and macabre was mandatory which is why they became universally known as Bloody Heckers. In order to becomes a member of the world-wide tribe, it was only necessary to publicly proclaim one's agreement to the current list of Hecker's likes. This list of likes was constantly changing and subject to much dispute[1] but no matter how many changes were made, there were four likes that each published list had in common:

Bloody Hecker's like:

  • painfully loud, aggressively brutal music
  • road-kill
  • diesel oil[2]
  • tequila slammers


references

  1. and more than a few bar-fights
  2. an extremely rare form of hydrocarbon-based liquid fuel, now more precious than gold