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A Hecker was a member of an Earth-based anti-social group who gained media attention for a brief period during the first half of the 21st century and who could be identified only by their specific likes and preferences. Age, gender, ethnicity and psychotic tendencies were immaterial for Hecker affiliation, however, a taste for the gruesome and macabre was mandatory which is why they became universally known as Bloody Heckers. In order to become a member of the world-wide tribe, it was only necessary to publicly proclaim one's agreement to the current list of Hecker's likes. This list of likes was constantly changing and subject to much dispute[1] but no matter how many changes were made, there were five primary likes that each published list had in common:

Bloody Heckers like:

  • painfully loud, aggressively brutal music
  • road-kill[2]
  • diesel oil[3]
  • tequila slammers


  1. and more than a few bar-fights
  2. of all varieties EXCEPT black and tan Dachshunds who were loved and cherished by all Heckers
  3. an extremely rare form of hydrocarbon-based liquid fuel, now more precious than gold