Infatbuster

For millennia, people have been asking this same old, familiar question;

How do I know if I'm in love?

The answer is; Take an infatbuster.

If an individual is infatuated (rather than being truly in love) the infatbuster will immediately normalise the dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin levels of the brain and allow the taker to think clearly about the object of their desire without all those mind-warping chemicals flying around tricking them and making them feel wonderful and terrible at the same time.

Be careful though, it's like being very, very drunk and sobering up in fifteen seconds.