Louis Clinton Drago
Louie Drago (LCD) is a fully interactive, persona-based holo. Despite the primitive superficiality of his personality download[1] he has been granted full SlabCitizen rights[2].
As a sentient entity he has asserted full copyright ownership over his personal history and is currently taking bids for the serialisation rights[3][4]. This means that all non-public domain Slabscapedia entries about him are embargoed until further notice[5] .
Public Domain
- Born; September 6th 1996 - Earth
- Died; not possible to define[6]
- Entered cryonic suspension September 6th 2079 - Earth
- Reborn; 1039.96:4:22:15PD - Slab (see Dielle)
History
Family
© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved.
Early career
© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved.
IRAK years
© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved. (see IRAK)
Retirement
© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved.
Cryonic suspension
© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved.
SlabSide resurrection
© 1984-2436 (Earth) 1039-40 (Slab) Louis C. Drago. All rights reserved. (see Slabscape : Reset)
Sundry
Louie can probably claim to have the longest copyright ownership over his own self-generated content than any other living entity known to humanity.
Selected Quotations
- "everything I do and everything I say is copyright me - OK? you use it, you pay - no exceptions - even this"[7]
- "the drycleaners had it coming"
- "the more you can afford something, the greater the number of people who will fall over themselves to let you have it for nothing"
- "Risk assessment can be risky, but avoiding risk is riskier"
Footnotes and references
- ↑ these limitations may not be with the software
- ↑ oh boy, are we ever going to regret this!
- ↑ LCD has stated that any attempt to spread false and malicious rumours about him will result in him re-instating an old Earth practise of suing people until they bleed
- ↑ and if anyone can, he can
- ↑ While Louie Drago was physically alive, he was in the habit of describing himself as a 'business gurulla'. He thought that was funny. But now he's a holographic interactive personality, he's just a PITA.
- ↑ unfortunately
- ↑ you have been debited .0001 ¢ for this view