Consciousness energy
Note; the use of the word ‘soul’ to describe human consciousness energy is considered both vulgar and primitive amongst SlabIntelligencia. The tendency of humans to give measurable scientific phenomena a pseudo-spiritual or mystical value really should have died at Stonehenge. Come on people, can we all move on now?
It has long been recognised that consciousness is an quantum energy or field effect phenomenon. What was unclear until the mid 21st century was where this energy originated. Tireless research specifically into human consciousness has narrowed the origin point to a region of space known as the MacGoughin Sequester which, inevitably means that human consciousness is the result of alien infestation.
Early clues
For as long as mankind has been sentient, it has been aware of what is usually referred to as 'the duality of man' or our internal struggles between good and evil, right and wrong, mind and body, morality and taxes.
Many people who have suffered a near fatality have often returned to life with consistent stories about being separated from the physical world and being able to move around outside their dying bodies and see impossible angles. Most consistently report their perception of travelling down a dark tunnel towards a distant light. What is apparent now is that the consciousness was returning to the home planet. It wasn't a tunnel, it was the darkness of space and a brilliantly lit celestial body.
Trapping the alien
While human beings are rightly annoyed that they have been unwillingly infested by this alien energy, there is considerable evidence to suggest the aliens aren't too happy about it either. Some theorise that alien consciousnesses are in fact trapped by the emergence of a significant level of quantum activity in the human baby's brain. This has been likened to a vacuum which must be filled
Creativity and consciousness
Consciousness is an energetic state of critical awareness and, the root of all creativity. The purest acts of creativity requires what many describe as ‘getting out of the way of oneself’, What is actually required is the animal bound instincts and genetic programming, such as ego, fear, sex and security have to be overridden by what many consider a ‘higher’ level of being, or consciousness. This leads us to the inevitable realisation that all acts of creativity are 'inspired' by the alien consciousness that resides within us. This is particularly irritating because it is only through creative thought that Homo sapiens (Latin: "wise man" or "knowing man") was able to rise above the swamp and form civilisations.
Non-biological consciousness
As has been stated, consciousness is a quantum level energy state. It can exist in any sufficiently complex structure where wide scale parallel processing and simultaneous communication systems exist. Therefore all quantum level OnSlab independent autonomous units are conscious. No argument.[1]
Many have speculated that the collective source of human consciousness, is in fact a machine based culture.
Entrapment
The reason many human babies are so pissed off when they are born, is that the consciousness they have sucked in is more than a little pissed off to discover it is not in a dolphin. Henceforth, a life-long struggle between consciousness and base animal ensues – only resolved in the death of the host.
The relationship is one of symbiosis.
Religion
Notes
- ↑ No, seriously, no arguments. Who you going to argue with, Sis?