ASOL

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The Anti-Social Offenses List as defined in the SlabWide Contemporary Morality master version.

Current

The following behaviours are currently considered anti-social and subject to Sis intervention;

  • Polluting the environment by broadcasting negative emotions on an unscreened public band
  • Sneezing in public without covering your nose and mouth
  • Emerging from a vexit and just bloody standing there, looking around - when you know someone else is likely to step through it at any moment and crash into you
  • Dawdling with your friends in line-abreast down a narrow public thoroughfare while other people are in a hurry.[1]
  • Prolonged megagorping
  • Using opaque PersonalSpaces in public parks and communal areas
  • Creating a debt of honour by an uninvited action such as gift-giving
  • Meetings about meetings about meetings about meetings
  • Making an unsolicited request of a close friend and then acting put-out when they don't want to do it
  • Twenty-minute drum solos
  • Five-minute Bass solos

Proposed

These are currently up for SlabCouncil debate;

  • Pedantry
  • Nit picking
  • Poking people in the ears
  • Saying 'Un huh?' when you're not actually listening
  • Making someone repeat the same thing three times
  • Calling Hobson's anywhere in the downtown MultipliCity area


Footnotes and references

  1. Get out of the DICING WAY!