Absolute Best Full Ænglish Breakfast

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The hotly contested ABFÆB award is chosen on a bicycle basis by Sis-secured random eye-facilitated instant opinion polling and is therefore almost impossible to scam, hack or otherwise manipulate. This makes it even more astounding that in over 1,000 cycles it has only ever been awarded to an employee of the Rune Skye Catering Corporation.

The Rune Skye employment contract is one of the toughest and strictest onSlab and enforces absolute anonymity for the employees. This is for two reasons: first, the Rune Skye catering school (which all the employees must graduate from) has the reputation for being the toughest, strictest and therefore the most successful onSlab. Second, anyone who is known to have gone through such a rigorous training regime and worked for any of Rune Skye's numerous restaurants would be poached, abducted or bribed away by jealous competitors[1].

The ABFÆB trophy is on permanent display at the Rune Skye corporate headquarters in UpSide Seacombe and is available for viewing between breakfast hours on every prime numbered cycle date. It is sealed in a space-vacuum and, as it has not been moved for a millennium is rumoured to be micro-welded to the plinth. Things might get interesting if anyone does manage to win the award who doesn't happen to work for Rune Skye. Watch this space.


Footnotes and references

  1. Rune Skye's claim that this is done purely for the good of the individuals concerned is highly dubious